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[Stealth's Confession IV]

.. wow.. that was.. so.. bad..

*NOTE*
(to n e one who doesnt want to read this whole thing, but still wants to know about the flash, go to the bottom of this review)

i.. i dont think i have possibly seen a worse flash... ever.. and ive seen something were just random squares appear on the screen.. hell.. i even laughed at strawberry clocks "B" but like.. wow, i dont even know where to start.. so, i will start um.. lets start with graphics since thats the first rating category.. well.. so, like, for most of the movie i thought it was like, a narrator, but, when i realized it was supposed to be the guy talking.. like.. you didnt even move his mouth at all.. i will give you a little credit for the drawing tho.. it was ok.. but like.. you could have MOVED HIS MOUTH!, JUST A BIT.. ok, um, where to next.. right, style, well.. go to ebay, right now, and buy a new style, like right now, dont try to sell yours, no one will buy it.. ever.. so then.. sound.. well, there WAS SOUND, but, it was like, not understandable one bit, i got out like little words, but not one wwhole sentance (exept the "do yu want sumthin to eat?" part.. but, like, if your not gunna have any movement exapt a zoom in, like, atleast have clear sound.. like.. please.. whats next.. hmm.. violence, right, well, as for violence, im not saying every flash needs sum, but, like, can you even ANIMATE VIOLENCE?! then there is interactivity.. ok.. seriously, what was with the two play buttons, like... wtf.. like.. i no your flash is so bad that you probably wanted to postpone the actual thing to start, but, like, i actually dont think this flash was worth clicking on the second play button, hell, i dont think this was even worth clicking the first one.. then.. oh.. then i saw.. the "replay" button which, was the third biggest waste of your time ever cuz no one is going to replay that, like, ever.. infact, i bet you didnt even replay it, that replay button, probably doesnt even WORK, but i am NOT watching that again to see.. so, whats after interactivity.. HUMOR.. that like, made everything i see now, seem really funny, just because of how UNfunny that was! like, i wish this rating thing had negitives.. actually no, wait, my ratings seem fair, just let me explain them... this flash was SO BAD.. that the ratings went to negivite infinity.. got bored and came back.. like, i want to vomit up my organs, just so i can throw them at you..

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so to recap (with some "constructive critisism")

Graphics: sucked - add like, movement or something
Style: sucked - seriously, go to ebay, like, now
Sound: sucked - go to preschool, they will teach you how to
talk
Violence: Lack of movement=lack of violence
Interactivity: NO TWO PLAY BUTTONS.. NO!
Humor: lets just say.. paper is funnier - go watch porn, you
may get some ideas for something funnier

SO! to anyone who is even conidering watching this, you will have more fun eating your own kneecaps

Your Good Buddy and Pal

-Emilys Shadow

[Shitload ep. 1 ~monkeys~]

bridge

the music loop got annoying REALLY FAST.. but other than that.. i LOVED IT.. it was SOO FUNNY hahahahaha ^o^ .. made me laugh.. and.. so.. random... exept the bridge thing, i was so expecting that.. cant wait for your series.. even tho i will probably forget compleatly about it and this in like 5min..

[Awaken]

...

that was the kewlest tv ever

[Project B - Episode 1]

...

i.. i.. i dont get it..

Athi responds:

Well I guess you'll have to wait for the second movie to gain the information needed to understand the movie properly ^^

[The Spider and the Fly]

chya

thats right.. chya.. that thing ruled... specially when the spider tripped and.. chya.. i loved it.. my only piece of advice to you.. "preloader".. and if ya cant make one.. newgrounds a free one for download! haha go newgrounds

[Silent Hill 2: CE]

three words... w, o, and w

WOW!

YOU ROCK SOME HARD CORE SOCKS! in fact GYM SOCKS.. no SHOES... NO GYM SHOES!!.... ew...
Well if any one is actually reading these to decide weather or not to watch this... stop RIGHT NOW! and go watch it... I LOVED IT! *loves*...
i have played that game.... and that just made it... like.. the best game ever... (*Stop writing this review and go watch it again*) WOH WHO SAID THAT?!... any wayz... i have this sudden urge to stop writing this.. and go watch it again... looking forward to the continued part or episode 2 or w/e.... PEACE OUT

(p.s. :best parts:
"Stupid PLace for a piece a wood"
"A dead person can't write a letter.. it's illegal"
)

[Mario: Bob-Omb Battle 2]

summary goes here

it was too long, started to get really boring, no offence, but the easter egg was more entertaining than the full flash movie or w/e

[(2003)Marrie Ecks Mus]

YESSSSSSS!!!!!

Im a huge fan of all Knoxs flashes, but that it by far the best one ever, kinda makes me want a pizza tho... the claymation wasnt the best, but, that was the THIRD FUNNIEST THING EVER following an arrogant worms concert and a cartoon network commercial but man
YES! you rock, and the tom fulp cameo..... YES! awesome, but hey, tom, how come i didnt get a box with nothing in it for christmas?.. *tear* well keep up with all the your movies know and good luck with villan and all those live action ones!

[Smile!]

right...

i swear to god, that black hole goes to my bathroom... everytime i go in there, there is some smiling dead guy with spikes in his back...

[Random Newgrounds]

Holey shishkabob... i mean... wow, that sucked

ok... try making up your own characters instead of stealing other peoples from newgrounds... and maybe if you didnt do all the voices the same, or, like, tried to animate, it could have been good

P-H-D responds:

making my own characters????did the point of this flsh go right over your head and ow many stupid mario paradies there are and if your talking about gost I frekin hate that thing!!!!